Katy Perry: Don’t Be Stupid & Date John Mayer

Katy and John were spotted having a romantic dinner on Aug 1 and I’m so worried that Katy is going to go down the same path she did with Russell Brand. Isn’t she tired of dating total jerks?
Katy Perry, I thought you were wide awake? At least that’s what your latest single says to all of your fans. If so, why did you do dinner with John Mayer at Pace restaurant and then head to the Chateau Marmont Hotel? I hope that you two are simply collaborating on an upcoming single, and not falling for each other!

Katy, everyone warned you about Russell Brand before you tied the knot with him. But you thought you could change him and clearly that didn’t work out. So wouldn’t it be great to date a nice guy, one without a horrible Hollywood reputation? I realize that John has been away living in Montana every since he pissed off all of America for his idiot and sexist comments.

Remember how he talked about having sex with Jessica Simpson? He even had a short-lived thing with Taylor Swift, and she slammed him in her song “Dear John.” Unless you’re looking for another heartbreak as fodder for your next album, you better run the other way.

Wouldn’t it be novel to date a nice guy for a change? Seriously, John is not the guy for you